Most of the candidates were in favor of peace, but on the condition that we spend all our money on war first. What if there is no war? What will happen to Lithuania then? Will we transport children from villages to schools in tanks? Maybe it will be fun for schoolchildren. (Especially if they still allow shooting into school windows.)
During the tense, or more precisely, the drawn-out discussions, I only realized that until there is no war, there will be no peace and tranquility for our home for a long time! At first, the candidates who are still ruling us said that 4 percent would be enough, and after that it will be seen: after all, the appetite increases without eating. (Especially with “golden spoons”!)
By the way, many of the participants in the dispute admitted that there is no need to panic anymore. Less, too, because it is necessary to constantly scare Russians with Belarusians. Not to relax too much. So we will have to keep blowing until we explode and pour on our neighbors until we explode. (Because the neighbors are not oriented towards Western values.)
Why should I be surprised if I no longer focus on “values” either: if someone had told me during the movement that after a quarter of a century we would be ruled again by the former KGB members and the grandchildren of the occupiers, I would have whistled the crowd from the tribune. And sprinkled with eggs. (Having snatched them from Uncle Landsberg before that.)
Unfortunately, all that remains today is to repent and watch with regret the madness of the government, which has been at war with us for many years in such a way that no other enemy would be able to destroy so many Lithuanians and save them from Lithuania. (By the way, why hasn’t Marion’s song about the supposed “Three Millions” been banned yet, if it’s a lie?!)
After the debate show, I realized that all the people of Lithuania need to be armed, then those people should be equipped at our expense, so that they don’t look like some vatniks in their guns, and hunters should be warned that they will no longer have to shoot wild boars, but people. (They just didn’t say who will issue the licenses and set the quotas?)
And those who don’t want to fight can sign up for the commandant’s office right now, so that after that they can catch those who don’t want to fight either. The governing candidates boasted that there are more volunteers than ever to be commandants! (As I understand it, they will first practice on the Ukrainian refugees, and then it will be our turn.)
I didn’t hear the only essential question: where do you get those people for the military industry, if the potential candidates are a million plus the most energetic and active Lithuanians! – fled from Lithuania, and Lithuanian women no longer want to give birth? (Maybe, I say, this meat grinder will also fit militant candidates from TV?)
