Vitas TOMKUS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO LITHUANIANS IF NOTHING HAPPENS? NOTHING! – Respublika.lt

After so many mud baths that we poured on our neighbors, calling them dictators and electing our presidents for them, will we suddenly fall into our arms, waiting for cheap oil to fall in love with us and embrace us?! Maybe it will shelter, but rather like a military training ground. Instead of a NATO military base. So, if you want to choose, choose the bombs: which one would you like to be thrown at us – Russian or “made in USA”?

Now about unity in the name of that Lithuania, from whose past we draw strength.

Doesn’t it seem that Vytautas the Great, whom we are so proud of, while conquering neighboring territories, killed more people than Putin, who is pursuing the same goal? You will say that those were the times. And when were they different? The little ones are always abused by the bigger ones. Starting from kindergarten, especially when he moves to the family. Therefore, it would be best to start putting order in Lithuania from the Parliament, but for that the Lithuanians need to unite and take it back. And who would be the best for that, if not Žemaitaitis and Vaitkumi, who have already gathered a large circle of fans during the presidential elections?

And since we know how to unite only about our beloved idols, in the fall it will be the same: it will be possible to continue to tease each other and rally around our leaders for mandates. Then the electorate of Vaitkaus and Žemaitaitis will be extremely useful, because without the approval of the Seimas, the president cannot do much. To make – yes, to make – no… When we are able to unite only around our candidate, it is not unity, but division. After all, I immediately offered the candidates to come to an agreement among themselves, unfortunately, none of them withdrew, even though I even offered to pay for independent sociological surveys.

So now we have to be content with what they are: a rooster or some other chickens. When I saw that Šimonytė could again stay in the final with Nausėda, I realized that the same scenario as before was waiting for me. Nothing will change in Lithuania, except for the bad: we will steal, fight, emigrate, and we will tolerate immigrants with LGBT until they finally fix us.

By the way, I made a hasty comment about Vēgėlė’s choice, already sitting on the plane. I barely had time to forward it to the editors. There was no time to argue or explain how much I was bought for. If anything, they paid in “black”, pure and very small, so it’s still difficult to count! Only the banknotes are unclear – maybe Kyrgyz, I don’t even know if anyone changes them? I’m afraid that I will not only be “stung” by readers…

In closing, I want to reassure everyone that everything will be fine. The symbolic presidency will be won by Vēgėlė, who not only does not have his own party, but, I’m afraid, even a team. In the fall, Vaitkus and Žemaitaitis (if not replaced) will storm the seima. Of course, it would be even better if both candidates tanked their voters to vote for Vēgėlia, so that there would be no need for a second round. And Her Excellency Vēgėlė, I think, will not hesitate later and call on the people of Lithuania to give their votes and hearts for non-systemic parties, so that Lithuania will finally free itself from the oppression of denationalized and genderless mixed government.

For those who choose favorites for personal incentives, I will remind you that the only advantage of a symbolic presidency is that you will be able to do nothing in that “warm place”. Unless you have to carry toilet paper rolls around the presidency if you don’t like the conservatives.

And this fall, if you manage to break into the Seimas with your guides, you will be able to take many more seats (you will not have to fight with each other), and if you steal, you will not be punished and instead of “stationery” (telephones, microphones and computers) you will be paid in cash.

The most important thing is that you don’t play buttons in the family. (Because it will be like Handsome.)